Hey buddy.. how long does it take to get my order?
US: Each shirt is CUSTOM MADE. For high demand products it may take up to 1-2 weeks to receive the order.. thats because every strand of cotton was hand picked by the Greek Goddess of love to ensure that you look drop dead handsome in our super soft comfy apparel
Worldwide: Each shirt is CUSTOM MADE. 20 - 30 Days at most.. the shirts are created in the U.S. so after sending if off we have circumnavigate the world to get this in your pretty little paws.. just know we will get to the other side of the other world faster than Christopher Columbus sold the ocean blue in 1492
DO YOU DELIVER WORLDWIDE?
Duh.. doesn't matter if you're making pancakes in the jungle with no wifi.. we got you
HOW DO I PLACE THE ORDER ALREADY?!
Simply go to the item you want and click "add to cart" after you have done that.. order 10 other items and spend more than $500 with us :) thats how you know you have ordered successfully.. Just kidding just press add to cart, put in the address, add payment info..
HOW DOES THIS WORK?
We cut out the pesky middleman.. so you get cooler high quality shirts and get to listen to me rant about life instead of an automated voice mail when you call bigger companies with ALOT of middlemen.
HOW SECURE IS MY PERSONAL INFO?
This isn't our first rodeo..
Your credit card information is fully encrypted during transmission using trusted secure socket layer (SSL) technology, which is primarily used in the internet industry to process online payments. Your credit card information is only used to complete the transaction and will not be stored.
We have armed robots like the ones in the movie The Terminator protecting you at all costs...
IS THERE A QUALITY GUARANTEE?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods? OF COURSE THERE IS.. just contact us here and let us know the details